Now You Look Like an Ugly Jenna Jameson

Congratulations, Heidi!

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20336472,00.html

Jezebel Is Done.

I think Tracie already called this one on her blog (http://www.onedatatime.com/dick_liker/2009/08/things-that-make-feminist-angry.html) but seriously, stick with me here.

A girl named Katie found a twelve-pack of beer in her teenage brother’s room and ratted him out to their parents. This is not news in any way, but what young Chris, the brother, did in retaliation after being grounded for three months is funny as hell… and so, so wrong…

Not only did he rummage through Katie’s things and find her “hookup list” (aka “blow-jobs-to-hand-out list”), but he published it on his Facebook page…

…and tagged all of the intended recipients.

http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/2009/12/23/guy-posts-his-sisters-hookup-list-to-facebook-and-tags-all-the-guys/

Wrong?  Yes.  Funny?  Yes.

But not to the typical Jezebel reader!  For behold:

That’s right.  IT’S NOW A THREAT.

BTW, fuck you, “Veronika.”